Getting Old?

This is quite funny! Very Cute! Enjoy your weekend!

An elderly gentleman...Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearingaids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and thedoctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed mywill three times!

"Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a benchunder a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby.""Really!? Like a newborn baby!?""Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients beingdischarged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel himto the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him."I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.